Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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