porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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