Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
NoShamevember. You game?
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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