So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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