Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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