as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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