its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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