Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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