Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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