i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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