You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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