Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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