White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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