Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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