we're blogging at a bar
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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