ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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