when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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