i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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