Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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