I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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