Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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