It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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