Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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