remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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