You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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