NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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