# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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