Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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