Your face is a jimmy john
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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