Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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