I feel like I'm in dance class right now
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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