I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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