So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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