Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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