I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I am naked and annoyed.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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