nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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