i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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