You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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