Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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i came on her dog
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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