i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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