I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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