I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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My dick has a subreddit
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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