oh god the rape fog is back!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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