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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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