I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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