So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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