it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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