is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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