we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It's not a walk of shame if you run
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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