i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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